ROGER STONE
The Political Cockroach
SEP 20, 2025
Roger Stone is the political cockroach that survived Nixon, Reagan, Bush, Trump, and the FBI, and still struts around like he invented corruption. He didnāt invent it, he just monetized it. Heās a Nixon tramp stamp with legs, a man whose career could be summarized as fifty years of turning democracy into a sideshow, and then selling tickets to his own mugshot. He calls his newsletter Stone Cold Truth when the only truth about him is that if you shake his rĆ©sumĆ© too hard, felony charges fall out like dandruff.
The manās greatest television moment wasnāt a triumphant interview or a brilliant strategy session ā it was a pre-dawn FBI raid on January 25, 2019, complete with tactical vests, helicopters, and news cameras rolling. He didnāt just get arrested; he got arrested like it was a season finale. Watching Roger Stone led away in cuffs was the closest America has come to experiencing karmic justice in syndication.
Then came the trial, and the jury that wasnāt buying his āIām just a colorful characterā schtick. Guilty on seven counts ā obstruction, five counts of lying to Congress, and witness tampering. Thatās not political persecution, thatās the law saying āsit down, clown.ā He lied to Congress like it was a side hustle, and when caught, he tried to turn it into a First Amendment art project. A jury of regular citizens looked at Roger Stone and said, āYouāre full of shit.ā That verdict is his legacy.
But Roger doesnāt stop at perjury; he goes for intimidation, too. When he posted a photo of Judge Amy Berman Jackson with crosshairs hovering near her head, it wasnāt satire, it wasnāt edgy, it was menacing. Then he backpedaled and claimed it was all a big misunderstanding. Accidentally posting a target on a federal judge is like accidentally waving your dick in the courtroom ā you donāt get to claim āoops.ā
And the Mueller filings? They caught him sniffing around Guccifer 2.0 and WikiLeaks, bragging that he had inside knowledge of stolen documents. He wasnāt a strategist ā he was a desperate man in a bad suit, trying to insert himself into history like a wannabe spy whoād lost the manual.
By the time he was sentenced to 40 months, you could practically see the sweat rolling off his Nixon tattoo. But Trump swooped in with a commutation and then a pardon, like a mafia boss tossing his favorite goon a free pass. Stone didnāt beat the system; the system bent over backwards because he kept his mouth shut.
The Justice Department melted down around his sentencing. Prosecutors resigned, watchdogs filed reports, and the whole saga stank of political favoritism. Stone was the epicenter of a scandal where the rule of law got traded for loyalty points.
And hereās the rub: heās sitting so close to us on the Rising List that we can practically feel the draft off his Nixon tramp stamp. That proximity isnāt flattering ā itās revolting. Nobody wants to share a chart with the most notorious ratfucker in American politics, but here we are, forced to breathe the same digital air until enough of you hit subscribe and push us higher.
So letās make this clear: Roger, since youāre hawking āStone Cold Truthā like itās a tattoo-parlor special, tell us ā which part of your body has Trumpās mug permanently inked on it? The forearm, the calf, or the secret place? Donāt bother lying ā youāve already been convicted of that
Because the colder, harder truth is this: Roger Stone isnāt just corrupt. Heās pathetic. The last puff of smoke from Watergate, drifting through history until the wind finally blows his ashes away.
The more of you who subscribe on Substack, the faster we put daylight between us and Nixonās favorite ratfucker.
āTrump swooped in with a commutation and then a pardon, like a mafia boss tossing his favorite goon a free pass.ā
Stone is a close friend of Ukraineās most vicious enemy outside ruZZia : Paul Manafort.
Both these cuntz are close friends of Krasnov.
The wormy brain of Stone is filled with anti-Ukraine hatred. Samples :
“There are, in fact, bio labs there [in Ukraine] that are funded by our tax dollars, cooking up who knows what pestilence to dump on the Russian people,” Stone continued. “Putin is acting defensively, he is not acting offensively. But you won’t read that in the mainstream media.”
āRussian groups are saying they uncovered a plot by Ukrainians to release a biological weapon in the country with NATO’s help,” a recent post shared by the right-wing strategist said.ā
“Ukraine is not even remotely about what they are telling us about,” he said. “Ukraine is about the fact that the Ukrainians have used their soil to place dual-launch missile padsāmissiles that would be aimed at the Soviet Union.”
The Soviet Union has been defunct since 1991, but Stone was apparently referring to Russiaā
Source :
https://www.newsweek.com/trump-ally-roger-stone-sides-putin-claims-russia-acting-defensively-1689840
The water in the swamp that taco promised to drain was pumped into another swamp, one that he is creating with cockroaches like the one in this article. A big, beautiful swamp, the deepest, stinkiest, most slimy swamp this word has ever seen.