Dateline 14th October 2021.

A new drink has been launched by Furher Enterprises, a commercial arm of Shorty Shitstabber Inc. The new drink is readily available in all good and bad outlets where Paedos gather and is said to be the ideal accompaniment to that long walk in the Woods with a young friend looking for Puppies, or for that drive around Town in a Van offering Sweeties to charming little street urchins.