Russia and North Korea finally found a cure for COVID-19 patients. The breakthrough was announced by chief Kremlin slapper Maria Zakharova.
The new medicine, called ANTICOVID-7.62MM, has already been tested on thousands of people, in particular in Syria and North Korea.
The numbers of infections are now decreasing, while the health ministry reported a financial surplus. Patients are mainly treated at the CORONA 200 facilities in Siberia and Syria.
Shining democracies such as Venezuela, Turkey, Congo and Zimbabwe declared they will adopt the successful corona treatment provided by Russia.
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Bah, ha, ha!
I was thinking exactly the same thing (kill the infected people) before I even opened the article!
Anticovd-9mm works well too. Or so I’ve heard.
Time Putin and Erdogan get proper treatment then.