The Sheriff

Angry Birds (Magyar’s Birds) have set moscow and st petersburgh alight and are now travelling beyond the Ural mountains to destroy the factories, air bases and refineries that moscovy thought were safe.

The fascist kremlin regime has watched as their Black Sea fleet got picked apart and its remnants were forced to scramble away from Sevastapol to Novarysisk, where it is currently being eliminated, bit by painful bit.

They have watched Crimea become an island. They have watched their terrorist attacks on civilian infrastructure and Ukrainian civilians fail, just as they have watched their 3 day war fail.

They have watched it all and they now realise, all they can do is sit and watch and wait for their inevitable defeat.