A satirical joke is now circulating in putlerstan

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Wroclaw, Poland

May 27, 2026

A satirical joke is now circulating in Russia that goes like this:

One day, Putin visits a school and gives a speech about how excellent the Russian government is and how Russia is the greatest country in the world.

At the end of the speech, he invites the students to ask questions.

A boy stands up and says:

“Hello, my name is Sasha, and I have two questions.”

Putin replies:

“Alright, go ahead.”

Sasha asks:

“Why did Russia invade Ukraine?

And why haven’t we won the war yet?”

At that exact moment, the lunch bell rings and everyone leaves for lunch.

After lunch, the Q&A session continues and another student stands up.

“Hello, my name is Boris, and I have four questions.”

Putin says:

“Yes?”

Boris asks:

“Why did Russia invade Ukraine?

Why haven’t we won the war?

Why did the lunch bell ring 20 minutes early?

And where is Sasha?” 🤔

@everyone

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Sebastian Alexander Kelevra :

Listen to me closely. Under our last report about the cowardly and sneaky Russian attack on Kyiv, we got a flood of disgusting and vile troll comments. I am ashamed to be European when I see how much stupid trash some people write. They even believe it. But let us be honest. These are not free citizens of our continent. This is paid propaganda from Russian troll factories. I do not answer these Kremlin workers directly under their posts. Instead, I will hold a public execution of their stupid lies here today. This toxic talk must end. I, Sebastian Alexander, refuse to look away. Thanks to the support of our loyal fans, we have the ammo to dry up this swamp. You find the support data in the first comment. KelevraGlobal

Here is the report on the NATO myth, the lie of Russian power, and the hypocrisy of despots.

  • 1 – The Luhansk Dormitory and the Cowardly Human Shields.
    Let us look at the first cry of the trolls. The attack on a student dormitory in Luhansk. The truth is a blade that destroys this Russian victim myth. This building was not for civilians for months. It was a secret command center for the Russian elite drone unit Rubicon. The people killed there were not helpless kids. They were adult occupiers and specialists over 18 years old. They hit Ukrainian cities with terror. The Putin regime uses schools, colleges, and hospitals in occupied lands as bases. They use human shielding. They hide their killers behind civilians. Then they scream “war crimes” when Ukraine hits these targets with precision. The Kremlin is 100 percent responsible for these deaths. They use innocent people as shields.
  • 2 – Uranium Hypocrisy and the Weak Crying of Trolls.
    The next troll comment is about Western uranium ammo. Trolls scream: But NATO used uranium too! Look at the laws of physics. Then you will understand. Western shells made of depleted uranium are solid penetrators. They do not explode. They do not turn into dust in the air. They use energy to go through tank steel and stay in the wreck. What does Russia do? The Kremlin puts high-explosive warheads from old R-60M rockets on Shahed drones. They send them over Ukrainian civilians. When they explode over fields and houses, the Russian uranium burns into a toxic dust. It spreads for kilometers (miles) and poisons the ground and lungs.
  • 3 – The Stupid Nazi Lie and Jewish President Zelenskyy.
    You do not need to be an expert to see that this story makes no sense. Kremlin trolls talk about a Nazi regime in Kyiv. How stupid must you be to believe this while a Jewish president leads the country? This is the cheapest propaganda lie. They use these labels to justify their war. And besides that: Even if there was a tiny bit of truth, why does Russia care? What happens in Ukraine is not the business of the Kremlin!
  • 4 – The Illusion of Diplomacy on Eye Level.
    It is hard to ignore how stupid the call for diplomacy with a tyrant is. What eye level? With a dictator who kills his own people with censorship? Who lets critics die in the Gulag? Who uses his people as cheap cannon fodder at the front? Tyrants only know one language. The language of total and clear power. Talking about a fast peace on Russian terms means surrender to terror. Such a peace is a quiet genocide in occupied lands. We would just not see it in the news anymore. There is only one way to real peace. Russia must leave and leave us alone.
  • 5 – NATO Expansion and the Myth of the Promise.
    The promise that NATO would not grow east is a myth. It is Russian bullshit. Trolls scream: No inch eastward! to help Putin. But this is a historical lie. The famous sentence from James Baker in 1990 was about East Germany during the unity talks. There was never a treaty that stopped NATO in Eastern Europe. Even Mikhail Gorbachev said in an interview that this topic was not on the table in 1990. In 1997, Russia signed a deal. It said every state can choose its own alliance. Putin made up this lie years later to steal land.
  • 6 – The Story of East Ukraine and the Script of Sabotage.
    When trolls talk about the history in East Ukraine to help Russia, they show they are blind. What happened in the east is the same dirty script Russia uses everywhere. In Georgia, in Moldova, and in the Baltics. Their tactic is always the same. They send spies and hidden soldiers as local rebels. They start a fake fight against the government. In the 1991 referendum, over 80 percent of people in East Ukraine voted for independence! There was no organic movement for Russia. It was a hybrid invasion from Moscow. Russia creates the problem so it can break borders with tanks later.

Conclusion: Weakness and Naivety Kills.
we are in a fight for life. The West stands against a rotten system. It is built on human suffering for centuries. Anyone who stops the defense of Ukraine is sick. Anyone who says Ukraine should give up is a pervert. That person would tell a rape victim: Be quiet and let it happen. Or he would scream: Be quiet down there, the police cost our tax money!

That is the difference.

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You hold the line. You are the builders. 🛡️

Thanks. Dismissed.

SOURCES:
SBU Telegram. Forensic report on R-60M depleted uranium debris. May 2026. t. me/ SBUkr/ 17596
Reuters. Russians covertly trained by China. May 19 2026.
BBC News. Death toll in Luhansk academy strike. May 23 2026.
Al Jazeera. Russia labels Ukraine strike monstrous crime. May 22 2026.
ISW. Special Report on the Russian Rubicon Drone Unit. May 2026.
National Security Archive. Declassified Baker-Gorbachev transcripts.
Rossiyskaya Gazeta. Interview with Mikhail Gorbachev 2014.
NATO-Russia Founding Act 1997.
Central Election Commission of Ukraine. Referendum Results December 1 1991.
UN-OHCHR. Report on Russian Occupation Tactics 2026.
IAEA. Technical assessment of Depleted Uranium.
The Times. Chinese Cyber Attacks on Ukraine February 2022.

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2 comments

  1. Here is a few more to add to the list.

    Vladimir Putin consulted with a fortune teller. He asked:
    “How long will I live?”

    The psychic replied:
    “I cannot tell that but I do know you will die on a Ukrainian holiday.”

    “Which holiday?” Putin asked.

    “Whichever day you die will be a Ukrainian holiday.”

    ———————————————————–

    Remember when Putin said he didn’t have any plans to invade Ukraine?
    I’m starting to think he was telling the truth.

    ———————————————————–

    Putin is sitting in his office when his telephone rings
    “Hallo, Mr. Putin!” a heavily accented voice said. “This is Paddy Down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on ya!”

    “Well, Paddy,” Putin replied, “This is indeed important news! How big is your army?”

    “Right now,” says Paddy, after a moment’s calculation, “there is meself, me Cousin Sean, me next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eight!”

    Putin paused. “I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my army waiting to move on my command.”

    “Begoora!” says Paddy. “I’ll have to ring ya back.

    Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again. “Mr. Putin, the war is still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!”

    “And what equipment would that be Paddy?” Putin asks.

    “Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Marphy’s farm tractor.” Putin sighs amused. “I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks and 5,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my army to 150,000 since we last spoke”

    “Saints preserve us!” says Paddy. “I’ll have to get back to ya.”

    Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. “Mr. Putin, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We have modified Jackie McLaughlin’s ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well.”

    Putin was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. “I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My military bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!”

    “Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!” says Paddy, “I will have to ring ya back.”

    Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day. “Top o’ the mornin’, Mr. Putin! I am sorry to inform ya that we have had to call off the war.”

    “Really? I am sorry to hear that,” says Putin. “Why the sudden change of heart?”

    “Well,” says Paddy, “we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness and finally decided there is no fookin’ way we can feed 200,000 Russian prisoners.”

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