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Somehow, I’ve always pictured a Chechen warlord as something like this:
Or this:
Or even this:
But I certainly never expected to see him riding in on anything like this:
So imagine my surprise when I learned that Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov had taken delivery of a brand-spanking-new Tesla Cybertruck. And then, of course, gussied it up by mounting — in plain sight on the rear hatch — a real live machine gun. Because in Chechnya, you can do that. Then he published a video of himself driving the vehicle, which he says he plans to send to Russian forces on the battlefields in Ukraine. The truck, not the video. [Christian Edwards, CNN, August 19, 2024.]
Great idea! One well-aimed drone, and there goes your Marvelous Machine — not to mention the driver and the gunner. Oh, well . . . easy come, easy go.
Kadyrov says the Tesla was sent to him by “the strongest genius of our time”: none other than Elon Musk himself. [Id.]
Okay, truth: I’m not sure whether I’m laughing at the idea of Musk actually supplying Kadyrov with a Cybertruck (or anything else) . . . or at Kadyrov’s description of Musk as “the strongest genius of our time.” Either way, my abs got some good exercise today.
Musk, of course, denies giving the vehicle to Kadyrov:
“Are you seriously so retarded that you think I donated a Cybertruck to a Russian general?” he wrote on X. [Id.]
Well, I certainly hope not!
In his video, Kadyrov is shown driving the Tesla through an empty square in the capital city of Grozny, then exiting the truck and standing behind the machine gun with an ammunition belt draped around his neck.
He speaks:
“We received a Tesla Cybertruck from the respected Elon Musk. I was happy to test the new equipment and personally saw that there’s a reason that it is called the ‘Cyberbeast’ . . . [calling it “invulnerable,” “fast,” “comfortable,” and “maneuverable.”] Based on such excellent characteristics,
Oh, I’m sure he’s right . . . for about five minutes. But again, about that Ukrainian drone . . .
Ramzan Kadyrov
Judging from that silly grin, I don’t think he believes me. I don’t really care what he believes; but I do wonder what Elon Musk thinks about sending one of his creations into battle.
Just sayin’ . . .
Brendochka
8/21/24
“Kadyrov says the Tesla was sent to him by “the strongest genius of our time”: none other than Elon Musk himself.”
How to identify a cunt? Easy : anyone who is admired and respected by putler or a senior member of his murder gang.
Oh the ignominy!
Another nazi-loving shithead shortly to get the praise of evil bastards is RFK “brainworm” Jr, who is dropping out of the race to help Trumpkov. So his 5% of polling; aka retards, will switch to Trumpkov.
Many years ago, a weirdo named Ross Perot took sufficient votes off Bush 1 to enable a Clinton victory.
This time another weirdo; actually a conspiracy-theorist liar and jackass, is now coming to the aid of Trumpkov’s flailing campaign.
Hopefully it won’t be enough. But if it is, not only will we see a cabinet consisting of JD VanZkov and Ivan Muskovy, but now the crazed RFK “brainworm” Jr, who is possibly even more vile and insane than Alex Jones.
As Brendochka remarked, hopefully we will see the Tesla shitwagon drone-struck to smithereens.
The prostration of Kadyrovites’ reputation has never looked more secure than since Ukraine’s Kursk operation, looking like the ruins of Bakhmut. Now, mainly called the tiktokers or something else with tiktok in the name, this group is famous for being murderers, thieves, rapists, and most importantly, spineless cowards. I can’t recall another military unit that has fallen so much into disgrace as Kadyrov’s tiktok gangsters. If putler were as clever as some think, he would drop them like the proverbial hot potato.
What am I saying? The ghoul likes murderers, thieves, and rapists. His entire power and military are based on these sick principles.