Iryna Nesterova13:36, 23.03.26
The United States and Iran had “good and productive talks,” Trump said.
US President Donald Trump said he had ordered a 5-day pause in strikes on Iran’s energy infrastructure, writing on the Truth Social network .

According to him, over the past two days, the US and Iran “held very good and productive talks on resolving the situation in the Middle East. These talks, he added, will continue for another week.”
“I have instructed the military department to postpone any military strikes on Iranian power plants and energy infrastructure for a period of five days, subject to the success of the current meetings and discussions,” the US president said.
Against the backdrop of this statement, Brent crude oil prices fell by about 7% to $104, Reuters writes .
Meanwhile, Iran’s Foreign Ministry denied reports of negotiations with the US.
(C)UNIAN 2026

Hold on a minute. Last week TACO claimed there was nobody to talk to because the US had killed all the leaders. I smell another TACO moment here.
Since Krasnov’s genius war, FTSE has dropped 13%. Today it’s in chaos : up and down more times than a tart’s knickers.
There is rumour of stock market manipulation here. TACO ramps up the rhetoric to send the price of oil through the roof, then just before stock markets open on Monday, he backs down. This has happened for a few weeks running now. Oil dropped today after this announcement. You can bet the insiders in the WH made a killing.
Reminds of ✡️ 9/11 …
“Iran’s Foreign Ministry denied reports of negotiations with the US.”
Iran denied everything, three times. State media: no contact occurred. Foreign Ministry: no talks, Trump is buying time. An Iranian MP calls it another American defeat and says the battle continues.
As the “I Fucking Love Australia” FB page posted:
He’s not dealmaking. He’s stalling.
He blew up a country, collapsed global oil markets, sent petrol prices through the roof in every allied nation on earth, got told to piss off by every NATO country he asked for help, watched his own counterterrorism chief resign in disgust, and now he’s standing there typing in all caps with the spelling skills of a concussed 9 year old pretending he just wrapped up a productive weekend of diplomacy.
“Witch” instead of “which.” “Please” instead of “pleased.” That’s your wartime president, America. Can’t spell. Can’t negotiate. Can’t finish what he started.
Iran didn’t blink. Trump did.
The hat says TACO because that’s what this whole presidency is. A sloppy, falling apart mess held together by absolutely nothing, dripping bullshit everywhere, and nobody with any self respect wants to be seen holding it.
5 more days. Then what, Donald? Another invented phone call? Another deadline you won’t enforce? Another all caps post about how you’ve blown them off the map while they’re still mining the strait and launching missiles at your allies?
This isn’t the art of the deal. It’s the art of the collapse by Mr Taco Two Weeks Tosser
Iranian state media: “There is no direct contact with Trump, not even through intermediaries. Trump retreated after hearing that our targets would be all power plants in West Asia.”
Trump = LOSER! LIAR! ASSHOLE!
You believe the same Iranian state media that said they sunk a US aircraft carrier? lol
LOL. Two different situations. You’re talking about claims of Iran’s Guards against statement by US Central Command. I’m talking about claims by Iranian state media, Iran’s Foreign Ministry, and an Iranian MP against a statement by trumpkov, who is a notorious liar.
LOL. Former head of the CIA also believes Iran over trumpkov:
This guy needs to the do the world a favor and keep his fuckin mouth shut.
Dropping dead would be even better.