Russian propagandist Simonyan in hysterics: they are trying to mobilize everyone without busting

According to her, the military commissars “pirate people, that’s how on purpose, as luck would have it.”

Russian propagandist Simonyan in hysterics: they are trying to mobilize everyone without busting / photo REUTERS
Russian propagandist Simonyan in hysterics: they are trying to mobilize everyone without busting / photo REUTERS

Margarita Simonyan, editor-in-chief of propaganda Russia Today, spoke about numerous violations during partial mobilization in Russia. 

She wrote about this in her Telegram channel. 

In emotional posts, the propagandist stated that they are calling on students and those who are not suitable for their age.

“Yesterday it was officially announced that mobilization does not apply to full-time and evening students. Today, the military registration and enlistment offices say that “this applies only to conscripts, not mobilized ones.” They announced that privates are recruited up to 35 years old. 

According to her, the military commissars “pirate people, that’s how on purpose, as luck would have it.”

“As if sent by Kyiv,” the propagandist concludes. 

She also promises to collect information on all misconduct during mobilization and help bring those responsible to justice under the law on fakes for fanning the panic.

(C)UNIAN 2022

5 comments

  1. From what I gather, each district has a quota, the Kremlin don’t care who gets dragged in. As long as the target is met, the commissars are safe from falling out of windows.

  2. The shapeshifting creature known as Simonyan, is putler’s chief succubus. Supernatural Wiki offers a solution for the correct way to eliminate them.

    “Succubi appear in the guise of normal human women unless they are revealed in which they shed their appearance and gain a more demonic appearance in which they have pale skin, glowing red eyes, dark hair, and fangs.”

    “As demons, succubi can be exorcised and sent back to hell.”

    Anyone know a decent exorcist?

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