Russia to Build ‘Migrant Village’ for Conservative American Expats

https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2023/05/11/russia-to-build-migrant-village-for-conservative-american-expats-a81101

51 comments

  1. Good.
    They can hold an annual Assholes Convention in the village.
    Host: Fucker Karlsonov. Keynote speaker: D. Trumpkov.

    • Show a little respect to them.
      It is not just about being an asshole, it is about the assgiving.
      You are really underestimating the art of arsegiving.

    • It shows how stupid you are about the War, Ukraine and America.

      2014 Putin attacks
      2022 Putin attacks

      Who was in power?

      • You are either a complete halfwit or are not aware that Trumpkov praised putler for his “genius” and “savvy” when he unleashed his genocide last year. He followed that up by ordering his followers in the house to campaign for an end to all aid. His asshole son tweeted to this effect.
        Trump has a 40 year friendship with Ukraine’s biggest enemy outside Russia – Paul Manafort.
        And if you still have not grasped the facts : Trump has declared he will end the war in 24 hours. How he will do it is
        no mystery: he will give putler exactly what he wants.
        Your admiration for this lover of a nazi war criminal will go down well on RaT.
        I think you should book yourself a property at this new nazi village. You will be very happy there.

        • Were you in Ukraine in 2004, 2013. 2014?? Did you see what Obama/Biden did not do?

          I grew up in Soviet Ukraine and Ukraine after 1991. If you grew up in Ukraine, you would know, the American Democrats have hands of dirt and corruption.

          Why was your Clinton selling Uranium to Putin? Don’t deny it.

          Why was your Obama/Biden, disarming us, like you Bill Clinton, before the 2014 invasion?

          Why did your Biden refuse to arm us until after 3 months after the invasion, continually attempting to remove Zelenskyy from office and flee, so that Putin could again input Yanukovych again, and Biden knew it too.

          No long range weapons, no fighter jets. It’s like the Russian are shooting us in a fishbowl. IF it was not for Ukrainians fighting back outside Kyiv, we would be under the control of Putin, no thanks to Biden.

          Read and learn.
          When Trump was in office, Russia did not invade. When we had your Obama/Biden, Putin always took our land. Think about it.

          • “Why was your Clinton selling Uranium to Putin?”

            He wasn’t. Russia’s nuclear agency, Rosatom, completed purchase of a 51% stake in a mining company, Uranium One. However, the uranium was not – nor could it be – exported, and remained under the control of U.S.-based subsidiaries of Uranium One. See the statement by the Nuclear Regulatory Commission:

            Click to access 10-211.pdf

            • Russian cash-flowed-to-clinton-foundation-as-russians-pressed-for-control-of-uranium-company. ??? Scuse me, from 2015.

              • The Times article said that “Uranium One’s chairman used his family foundation” to contribute to the charitable Clinton Foundation. That chairman was Ian Telfer, a Canadian – not a Russian.

                The Uranium One sale was a non-controversial deal that an interagency committee approved, apparently unanimously, at a level far below Hillary Clinton as secretary of state. Every bit of evidence says that Clinton never even weighed in on it.

                And your attempt to smear Clinton because of Telfer’s family foundation’s charitable donation is getting away from your original claim that Clinton sold uranium to Putin. As the Nuclear Regulatory Commission explained, that’s simply not true. I’ll provide the link again, since you apparently didn’t read it:

                Click to access 10-211.pdf

                Key point:
                “no uranium produced at either facility
                may be exported.”

                • Well, if you went further to read on the Canadian, you’d understand the level of criminal activity Putin goes through to obtain the uranium.

                  And how much did the Clinton Foundation receive from the Russian’s???

                  • “how much did the Clinton Foundation receive from the Russian’s???”

                    I don’t know, and it’s irrelevant, because:
                    – it’s a legitimate charity, and donations didn’t benefit the Clintons personally
                    – Clinton had nothing to do with approving the sale of shares of Uranium One to Rosatom
                    – It wasn’t “selling uranium to Putin”, as had been explained twice.

                    • Do you remember when Hillary Clinton said that Monica Lewinsky was a liar and it was all a GOP Conspiracy Theory?

        • Did you forget, it was Trump who bombed the Russian’s in Syria. It was Trump who gave us weapons in the Donbass to fight the Communist Separatists? IT was Trump who sanctioned the NS2 pipeline, not allowing it to open, stopping Putin from making oil money. BTW, it was your Biden who removed those sanctions, allowing Putin to make money and then Biden even started purchasing oil from Putin for the United States, until he was caught and public outcry occurred. It was Trump who threatened Putin with Bombing Moscow if he invaded Ukraine.

          And it was your Clinton who we are finding out now, from the Durham report, who used used the Russian’s, some who were arrested, to make up the phony Dossier. Why is she not arrested ??? That report was read about all over the world what she did. Yes, Russian Igor was arrested and the others are back in Russia.

          • Ukraine children are being raped, kidnapped and murdered by a fascist regime and you want to shill for a vocal Ukraine-hater who denies that the perpetrator of these unspeakably vile crimes is a war criminal?
            I don’t usually interact with (allegedly) pro-Ukraine people that post low grade material. I only responded because you chose to direct a bovine insult at me. If you had kept your distance I would never have troubled you; there just isn’t the time. However, when a stupid person calls you stupid, it’s sometimes necessary to defend oneself. Which I did, but only by providing exclusively factual information.
            Did Trump praise putler as “a genius” and “very savvy” when he unleashed genocide? Yes or no?
            Did Trump and his asshole son call for an end to all aid to Ukraine? Yes or no?
            Did Trump state that he would give Ukrainian land to Russia? Yes or no?
            Does Trump have a 40 year friendship with Ukraine’s most deadly enemy outside Russia; Paul Manafort? Yes or no?
            Is he a long standing friend of open putlerites such as Rudy Giuliani, Michael Savage, Roger Stone, Michael Flynn etc? Yes or no?
            PS, I’m a conservative, unlike Trump, so don’t waste your time with fatuous “your Biden” crap. Please identify even one comment I ever made that was party political Democrat?
            Or rather don’t bother. Just continue with what you are doing, only don’t involve me.

          • “Why is she not arrested ???”

            Because she didn’t commit any crimes.

            And the “Steele dossier” wasn’t phony. Nor was it what started the FBI investigation. (It started when George Papadopoulos, then a Trump foreign policy adviser, got drunk in London in May 2016 and told an Australian diplomat that Moscow had damaging information about Hillary Clinton. After WikiLeaks began publishing hacked emails from Democratic officials two months later, Australian officials passed the information to their US counterparts, thereby starting the FBI investigation.)

            • Did you hear the Durham investigation findings. ??

              Do you think Russian, Igor Danchenko,
              his comrades in Russia, are innocent?

              • “Did you hear the Durham investigation findings. ??”

                Yes – a big nothing-burger.

                “Do you think Russian, Igor Danchenko,
                his comrades in Russia, are innocent?”

                A judge and jury found Mr Danchenko innocent; I see no reason to question that. As for “his comrades in Russia”, you’d have to be more specific.

                • Nothing burger ? Did you read it, or this what you were told. Post your link. It shows there was no collusion, as you have elude to. The American federal Government was weaponized against a seated President. Yanukovych and Kuchma did those sort of things. Did you ever vote for either???????????

                  Regarding Danchenko, this is the indictment. I don’t care if the court cannot do it’s job, but this is the evidence against him/them.

                  Do you know what motive is?

                  • “Post your link.”

                    You can read the report here:

                    Click to access durhamreport.pdf

                    “The American federal Government was weaponized against a seated President.”

                    Nonsense. The FBI opened an investigation based on information they were given. After the Inspector General for the Department of Justice determined the investigation had been begun legitimately and conducted without political bias, Trump’s Attorney General William Barr hand-picked Durham to conduct a more biased investigation. Note that Barr had been promising the release of the Durham report in time to sway voters, although such a release ran contrary to DOJ policies. (Obviously, he didn’t make it.)

                    “Yanukovych and Kuchma did those sort of things. Did you ever vote for either?”

                    As I was born in the USA, no.

                    “Do you know what motive is?”

                    Do you mean the definition of the word? Certainly.

                    “CNN says you’re wrong.”

                    Not true. The CNN article says that *Durham* said the FBI never should have launched full Trump-Russia probe. It doesn’t give any credence to that claim. It also says the FBI had sufficient reason to open the investigation.

                    Durham charged just three defendants during his four-year investigation; juries quickly acquitted two of them, while a third pleaded guilty and avoided prison time.

                    “Are you a Communist from the Donbass?”

                    I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the Communist Party.

                  • I wrote, “It also says the FBI had sufficient reason to open the investigation.”

                    Not just your CNN article. Durham’s report acknowledged there was “no question the F.B.I. had an affirmative obligation to closely examine” what the Australians had provided.

      • You know you made a point when you are attacked for voicing your opinion even though you’re pro-Ukraine. Its good to see some people using their minds instead of their crystal balls. Slava Ukraini.

        • Opinion is one thing, slander and hate, is another. I, at least can separate the facts from fiction. It is no coincidence Putin invaded when he did.

          • “It is no coincidence Putin invaded when he did.”

            True. He had no need to invade when he had a puppet in the White House who was degrading NATO and who would have given him what he wanted without any effort.

            • What changed from 2020 to 2022? What did Biden do, or Zelenskyy to force Putin to invade ?

              The Answer, Biden became President.. Putin just needed the green light , just like in 2014 when Putin seized Crimea.

              Why did Biden not supply weapons to Ukraine for 3 months. after the invasion?

              • “What changed from 2020 to 2022?”

                Putin no longer had someone in the White House that he could control.

                “What did Biden do”

                Biden worked the phones and Blinken, his secretary of state, flew around the world, talking to allies not only to warn them but also to get pledges to pressure Russia, help Ukraine defend itself, and accept refugees if necessary. On one day alone, Biden spoke with leaders from the U.K., France, Germany, Italy, Canada, Poland, and Romania; the secretary general of NATO; and the presidents of the European Union.|

                Biden and Blinken anticipated Putin’s pretenses for an invasion of Ukraine and publicized them, taking away from the Russian president a key propaganda lever. Along with their allies, they warned they would respond to any invasion of Ukraine with heavy economic sanctions that would crush the Russian economy. This was a threat many observers met with skepticism, since sanctions imposed after Russia’s 2014 invasion and subsequent occupation of Ukraine had not been strong enough to force Putin to a reckoning.

                You may hate Biden because he’s a Democrat; you may be disappointed that he hasn’t provided more long-range weapons (probably over concerns about starting WW III). But if you claim you “can separate the facts from fiction”, then you can’t deny that President Biden did his best to keep the invasion from taking place.

                • Biden is a criminal to Ukraine. Poroshenko/Burisma proved that.

                  Biden/Obama took our weapons away, as I said earlier, before the 2014 invasion, which started the 9 year war.

                  Biden was involved in removing the West sanctions, imposed by Trump, allowing Putin to make money from his oil and financing the war on Ukraine. Biden then purchases oil from Putin.

                  Biden made fun of Ukraine, speaking of Russian incursions, and laughing., and not supplying Ukraine with any weapons. The weapons only came after 3months and Zelenskyy threatened Biden on Ukraine tv, with exposure. Public and political pressure mounted on Biden forcing him to help Ukraine, unlike in 2014 when Ukraine was provided no offensive weapons by Biden/Obama.

                  Why would you not send an ally weapons being invaded until after the war?? US intel is better than that and there are numerous articles with Zelenskyy pleading for weapons, not a free ride

                  Again, still no long range weapons, no F16’s

                  Why did Biden take that money from Russia/Putin, btw?

                  • “Burisma”

                    When Biden threatened to withhold aid, it was because Viktor Shokin wasn’t doing enough to investigate corruption. Biden was acting as an agent of President Obama, and the USA, the IMF, and other countries wanted Shokin to go because he failed to do investigations of corruption and economic crimes of President Yanukovych and his close associates.

                    Vitaliy Kasko, then the Ukrainian deputy prosecutor, told Bloomberg News that there was no truth to the accusation that Biden or anyone in the Obama administration had tried to block the investigation of Mykola Zlochevsky. “There was no pressure from anyone from the U.S. to close cases against Zlochevsky,” Kasko said. “It was shelved by Ukrainian prosecutors in 2014 and through 2015.” (Zlochevsky controlled Burisma.)

                    Republican Conspiracy Theory About a Biden Scandal in Ukraine Is “Absolute Nonsense”

                  • “Biden was involved in removing the West sanctions”

                    That’s true; Blinken said NS2 sanctions “would negatively impact U.S. relations with Germany, the EU and other European allies and partners.”

                    The State Department said “close cooperation” with Germany, the European Union and other European countries will be critical for U.S. efforts to tackle the Covid-19 pandemic, promote a global economic recovery, fight climate change and address other challenges, including countering “malign behavior by Russia and China.”

                    Of course, this was before Russia’s invasion. Geopolitics is complicated…

                  • “Biden then purchases oil from Putin.”

                    Not sure what you’re referring to; Biden banned the import of Russian oil, liquefied natural gas, and coal to the US.
                    https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2022/03/08/fact-sheet-united-states-bans-imports-of-russian-oil-liquefied-natural-gas-and-coal/

                    “Biden made fun of Ukraine, speaking of Russian incursions, and laughing.”

                    Don’t know what you’re referring to here. He laughed at a reporter’s question; he never made fun of Ukraine; while he misspoke about a “minor incursion”, the White House later clarified: “President Biden has been clear with the Russian President: If any Russian military forces move across the Ukrainian border, that’s a renewed invasion, and it will be met with a swift, severe, and united response from the United States and our Allies.”

                    > “not supplying Ukraine with any weapons. The weapons only came after 3months”

                    The day after Russia invaded, Biden authorized $350 million in military assistance from Defense Department inventories. And a couple of weeks after that, Biden approved a $200 million security assistance package to support Ukraine’s defense, including providing capabilities to address airborne and armored threats.
                    https://www.defense.gov/Spotlights/Support-for-Ukraine/Timeline/

                    “no F16’s” – there have been a number of posts here explaining why F16’s are not right for Ukraine right now.

                    “Why did Biden take that money from Russia/Putin”

                    Joe Biden? What money? Sounds like you’re repeating debunked lies from Trump.
                    https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/23/politics/biden-3-5-million-russia/index.html

                    • Sounds like you head to too far up your rectum over there with CNN and Biden

                      https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-57180674

                      John Catsimatidis, the billionaire owner and CEO of New York City supermarket chain Gristedes, who is also in the oil industry, reacted to U.S. President Biden continuing to buy oil from Russian President Vladimir Putin.

                    • “too far up your rectum”

                      I guess you’ve run out of arguments, so you’re resorting to insults…

                      “with CNN”

                      I don’t watch CNN; I don’t even *get* CNN. You’re the one that posted the CNN link; I simply pointed out that it didn’t say what you claimed.

                      Now, you’re posting a BBC News link about waived sanctions on a company building the Nord Stream 2 pipeline (which is a gas pipeline; nothing to do with oil), and a quote from right-wing Republican John Catsimatidis *claiming* that Biden is buying oil from Putin. However, if you look closer, the claim that Biden was buying the oil came from “Faux News”. In their interview with Catsimatidis he doesn’t even mention Biden.

                      You can see the interview, and the false claim in the article, here:
                      https://www.foxbusiness.com/energy/biden-russian-putin-oil-billionaire-ceo

    • But at Mar-A-Lago, the walls are papered with confidential documents. And I’d wager there’s a lot more arsegiving to be found at Mar-a-Lardo.

  2. It would be more informative to mention that these “conservatives” are pro-putler/pro-mafia land/pro-tyrant vermin. I’m a conservative, but I know the difference between our traditional, righteous American way of life and the filth that these “conservatives” stand for.
    Having said that, mafia land can build an entire city for these cretins. I would welcome it very much if they moved to mafia land.

    • What makes you think, you’re a Conservative?

      When you call a group of people, cretin’s, what does that make you? What differentiates your from those you speak against?

        • So you cannot answer the question, I see. Do you believe in the American Constitution?

          • Bohuslav, why don’t you go and troll cockroaches. There are plenty on the www. We here, are fighting for Ukraine, and this for 9 years.

            • Are open to freedom of speech or not?

              Is this a liberal site who are against Trump and Ukraine,, as you don’t appear to recognized the players and who took money from the Russian’s?

              9 years, we’ve been fighting this in Ukraine since 2004. Yes the invasion of Crimea took place in 2014m after the Revolution of Dignity, but you don’t appear to know how the Orange Revolution was a player in that too.

              We both support Ukraine, I’m sure. Me because I was born and resided there for 50 plus years before moving to America in 2016.

              Where were you in 2013/2014?

              This is nothing about trolling. This was about a commenter being rude to Ukrainians who support Trump, thinking their shit does not stink.

              • “Is this a liberal site who are against Trump”

                That’s funny, because not that long ago someone posted that “this is a Republican site”.

                I thought it was simply a pro-Ukranian site, although there’s an awful lot of Biden-bashing.

                BTW – it looks like the US-provided Abrams tanks are ready for the Ukranians to start training on.

                https://www.defense.gov/News/News-Stories/Article/Article/3395940/ukrainian-tank-crews-maintainers-to-begin-training-on-us-m1-abrams-in-germany-s/

                • Being Ukrainian, I support Ukraine, but your the political bias calling those that support Trump, as the poster stated, does nothing to support Ukraine.

                  Somehow he/she thinks this is a political boundary war.

                  Many. many of us in Ukraine, support Trump and if you come, you will be educated bluntly.

                  • That article is about Poland signing an agreement to buy Abrams tanks; what I posted is about Abrams tanks arriving in Germany for Ukranians to train on.

                    • This comment section really reads like a nice homo-erotic novel. As an arsegiver, it really turns me on. I have summarised everything and turned it into one cohesive piece, so you don’t have to go through all of the comments.

                      The couple Bohuslav and RedSquareMaidan were on their honeymoon in Europe. They arrived in Helsinki after having had some days in Paris. They had a really good time there, walking hand in hand over the Champs-Élysées and visiting the Eifel Tower and getting themselves painted in Montmartre.

                      After their flight to Helsinki they took a taxi to a fancy hotel. The taxi driver was happy they left his car as the two lovers were making out in the backseat of the car. But it is Finland, a gay tolerant country so he kept quiet about it and pretended that he didn’t care. Such a nice guy.

                      They arrived in the hotel and it was already time for dinner. In the corner of the restaurant Bohuslav and RedSquareMaidan saw another handsome couple consisting of two men.

                      They were sitting a bit too far from their own table, but Bohuslav could see one of these man was short and the other one was tall and, to put it nicely, he had a lot of flesh to cuddle.

                      “Are they winking at us?” Bohuslav asked his husband RedSquareMaidan? “I can’t really see.” RedSquareMaidan answered as his glasses were still in his hand luggage that the hotel clerk brought to their room.

                      After a delicious dinner, that had a nice desert with a pancake with ice-cream and “I love you RSM” that Bohuslav secretly asked the kitchen to prepare for them, Bohuslav proposed to go to their suite as he was sleepy after the long travel.

                      RedSquareMaidan liked the idea, but he thought it would be nice to have a drink first at the hotel’s bar before going to bed.

                      Bohuslav nodded and together they went to the bar.

                      At the bar, they were sitting next to two men. “I think these are the guys that were winking at us!” Bohuslav said. “No way”, RSM answered. “They are so handsome!”

                      They were talking to them and the two men at the bar asked about their travel. The shorter one, that spoke English with a very strong Slavic accent, proposed to sit at a table so they could speak better. He ordered a Moscow Mule and the taller guy had an Aperol Spritz, which for some reason perfectly matched the colour of his skin.

                      Bohuslav brought his White Russian cocktail to the table, while RedSquareMaidan carried a B52.

                      “You have a good taste!” said the short one to Bohuslav, and he gave him a wink. Bohuslav tried not to blush, as he didn’t want RSM to be jealous, but he didn’t seem so succeed as he thought he was very attractive and self-assured.

                      RSM was telling about their experiences in Paris, and the tall one replied: “I love Paris, it is a great country. I have been to Paris and it was one of the BEST countries. The people over there love me a lot too.”

                      This immediately created a connection between them, because they both liked Paris a lot. RSM was slowly moving closer to the tall man sitting next to him, their legs almost touching each other.

                      RSM suddenly shivered and was afraid his husband Bohuslav would see he was leaning towards a man that wasn’t his husband.

                      However, Bohuslav didn’t seem to notice, as he had an intense conversation with the short guy next to him, that were also moving closer and closer.

                      The short guy even put his hand on Bohuslav’s lap, which RSM couldn’t see as it was under the table.

                      More drinks were ordered and the four men were all a bit tipsy. The freshly married couple was really feeling the alcohol in their blood and brains, as they had a long travel and didn’t have much sleep.

                      Bohuslav spoke with the short but handsome guy, that appeared a bit younger than he really was, as his skin was almost free of wrinkles. If it wasn’t for his receding hair line, he could have been a man is in 40’s.

                      The man said he was in Crimea before he went to Helsinki for some meeting. He bragged that he had its own dacha their, complete with swimming pools and even a helipad!

                      Bohuslav was really impressed, as he is from Ukrainian descent and he remembered the summer vacations in Crimea with his parents when he was young. Bohuslav said he thought travelling to Crimea was currently impossible, but the short man reassured him that you can still get there. “You shouldn’t believe everything the Western press tells you, unless it’s Fox News.” he told Bohuslav. The kind man also invited them to stay at his Black Sea mansion.

                      The tall one, who has a face coloured like Aperol Spritz, ordered some vodka shots for the whole table, and after this the men stopped trying to hide that they were not just physically attracted by the other couple they met today, but also by their confidence. ваше здоровье, the four men said before they drunk their shots of vodka in one go.

                      The short guy with a skin as smooth as a newborn baby, looked at his expensive watch and said “I think this bar closes in a few minutes, but we still have some whiskey at our room.”

                      RedSquareMaidan asked his husband if he wanted to go for a final drink at their hotel room. “Why not, we can sleep as long as we want tomorrow!” he answered.

                      The four men went to the room of their new friends, which looked like a funny couple as there was so much difference between their heights.

                      The men were sitting on the King’s size bed, but the tall guy was last and when he sat, the other three were almost being launched from the mattress because of his massive size and weight.

                      The short guy said “I know something even better than whiskey, and he laughed and winked”. Bohuslav answered: “Oh, you mean vodka?”. “Almost!” the short guy answered.

                      “I don’t get it!” Bohuslav replied. The short man then said “close your eyes!” and Bohuslav obliged.

                      The short man then kissed Bohuslav with his thin lips. Bohuslav pushed him away gently and looked at RedSquareMaidan. “Are you okay with this?” he asked his husband. RedSquareMaidan was thinking for a bit and then looked at everyone one by one.”

                      “I think a little bit of experimentation will only be good for our marriage.” he replied, and Bohuslav said “okay, I think so too!” and then he continued where he had left.

                      He made out with the short man, which had thin lips that were also ice cold, but he still thought it was an enjoyable experience, mostly because he was taking the lead while with Bohuslav he always had to take the initiative.

                      Not long after, the heat between the tall man and RedSquareMaidan was increasing and they followed suit.

                      After long and intensive make-out sessions, Bohuslav was turned on so much he couldn’t resist screaming he wanted more.

                      This was exactly what the short and tall men wanted to hear, and they started to undress Bohuslav and RedSquareMaidan and then also took of their own clothes.

                      Despite his modest size, the short guy was clearly the one in charge, and he commanded RedSquareMaidan and Bohuslav to get on their knees.

                      Bohuslav is a certified deep-throat specialist, but unfortunately for him his partner for the night wasn’t just not very tall, his love making tool wasn’t very big as well.

                      However, this didn’t keep Bohuslav from giving him a hell of a blowjob and he also gave a lot of attention to his tiny and salty balls.

                      RedSquareMaidan’s task was a lot harder, as he had to lift up the belly of his extramarital lover to get access to his tower. According to the big man, this wasn’t the tallest tower he possesses, but it was his most potent one.

                      Indeed it wasn’t long but it had the shape of a mushroom, so it was still a bit of a challenge to get the head of the mushroom penis inside his mouth.

                      However, RedSquareMaidan is known to be very stubborn, and even when he is wrong about something or is facing a big challenge, he never gives up on something. So of course he went for it, and after some attempts the oddly shaped schlung is inside RedSquareMaidan’s mouth, although he had some troubles to make up and down movements. But eventually, he succeeded and the tall man with the orange skin was screaming of joy.

                      The tall man was standing in front of the bed, with RedSquareMaidan giving head to him and lifting up his soft belly. The shorter man wasn’t standing on the floor, but instead on the edge of the bed.

                      Bohuslav was showing of his skills and his short partner was closing his eyes to relax and enjoy the experience. He was sitting next to RedSquareMaidan and both were on their knees giving head.

                      This didn’t go on for too long, as there was still a Grande Finale waiting for them. “Turn around and bend over!” the little general with a strong Eastern-European accent commanded.

                      Of course RedSquareMaidan and Bohuslav did exactly what they were told to do. There was only one bottle of lube in the room. The big man said “This lube I bought in Germany! It is great lube, it is the best lube”.

                      The bottle was labeled “Steinmeier formula”, and it was especially designed lubrication to get processes things that got really, really stuck going again, made of the finest oil refined by Rosneft.

                      The lube was indeed of a very high quality, but as the tall man’s mushroom penis had quite a large surface, it took all of the lube that still was in the bottle to get his penis ready for action and be suitable to insert in RedSquareMaidan’s butt.

                      However, the little guy told Bohuslav not to worry. “I have a lot of experience making Ukrainians bleed, so I will be alright!”.
                      “Can you at least use some spit?” Bohuslav asked. “I have a very sensitive butt.”

                      But the short guy didn’t listen, as he was a dominant man, a bit macho, that didn’t care much and often entered without asking for permission.

                      Both RedSquareMaidan and Bohuslav with giving ass to the two guys they only met on the same day.

                      The sparks were flying around the bed, the four men were screaming, moaning, panting and sometimes gasping for air. The tall guy said: “I am a GREAT f*cker, the Left tries to stop me f*cking in court, but I am still f*cking like no one has ever f*cked before!” The tiny general slapped Bohuslav on his butt cheek, which was now deep red and showing the shape of his tiny hands. “Oh yes daddy, hit me, make me feel pain, like a real Ukrainian!” Bohuslav screamed. After like 5 minutes, Bohuslav was bleeding heavily and his butt, legs and lower back was full of bruises, but he still didn’t feel like he had enough. Unfortunately for him, the short men came and left some slimy residue behind in Bohuslav’s VIP entrance. Soon after, the tall man urged RedSquareMaidan to turn around so he could come in his face. Now RedSquareMaidan had the same orange hue as the man that had just made love to him. Then the miniature man looked again on his expensive golden watch with diamonds sparkling by the lime light and said “Blyat, it is already 5 in the morning and Donald and I have an important meeting tomorrow. I don’t want to be rude, but these two comrads have to go now.” The freshly married couple kissed with the two men they just had an adventure with, put their clothes back on and went to their own suite, still glowing because of the crazy experience with this attractive couple.

                      During breakfast RedSquareMaidan said that the two guys weren’t as bad as the media was trying to make you believe. Bohuslav strongly agreed, and both took their phones to write comments in defense of the men in on UkraineToday, a website they both happen to visit and where they even met each other. RedSquareMaidan posted that “It was Donald that sent Javelins!”, omitting that he sent them under the condition that they couldn’t be used and had to be safely stored in some warehouse. But his love for the guy he went to bed with made him forget, which is perfectly understandable. Bohuslav couldn’t believe the short guy would invade Ukraine when Donald would be in charge, given how much the two men love each other and even trust each other so much that they allow each other to have sex with other people. “The short but handsome man would never betray Donald, he has too much respect and love for him”. RedSquareMaidan nodded and said “Maybe you should post this on UkraineToday too”, and so it happened.

                    • Someone’s got a lot of time on their hands…

                      And maybe something else on their hands as well…

              • Trump is not Ukraine’s friend. I’m not sure if he ever was, despite the help he sent. At any rate, it was never that much.

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