Putin rewards North Korea with zoo animals for their support

Russia’s Dictator Vladimir Putin gifted North Korea more than 70 zoo animals, including an African lion, two brown bears and two yaks, as a sign of support. It is unknown if the horse ‘Lavrov’ was also included.

“This was Vladimir Putin’s gift to the Korean people for the deployment of North Korean troops last month to assist Russia’s aggression against Ukraine.” stated a prostitute called ‘Maria’ who wants to stay anonymous.

The animals were transferred from the Moscow Zoo to the Pyongyang Central Zoo by plane and were accompanied by veterinarians, according to the statement.

“Historically, animals always have played a special role in relations between states,” said Russian Minister of Natural Resources Alexander Kozlov, who oversaw the relocation of the animals. “They have been given as a sign of support, kindness and care,” he added.

According to Kozlov, cooperation between Russia and the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea is not only about the economy, trade and industry, but also includes a list of environmental projects. “Now the friendship of the Moscow and Pyongyang zoos is one of them,” he said.