Sala Baker, the performer of the role of Sauron in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, has starred in a new UAnimals organization video and addressed Ukrainians with words of support.
In the video, Baker called to save animals from war.
“I was Sauron in The Lord of the Rings, but I was shocked by the absolute evil that the Ukrainians are fighting,” said the actor. “I want to thank UAnimals who rescue animals from war.They feed, evacuate, and treat them. It’s amazing and inspiring!”
In addition, the video contains a “statement” from orcs, who are protesting against the use of this word to call the Russians.
“On behalf of the worldwide orc diaspora, I would like to make an important request,” says one of the orcs in the video. “Please don’t call Russians orcs. It offends us! For many centuries we have not resorted to barbaric methods of struggle. Orcs will not aim at women and children, steal washing machines and shit on carpets. We are warriors, not some trash.”
“I heard that the Russians are shooting at zoos and killing defenseless animals,” adds another orc. “I don’t understand why they did this? Please don’t call Russians orcs. I feel ashamed in front of my children.”
Why are orcs whining about being called orcs? It’s a perfect description.
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“On behalf of the worldwide orc diaspora, I would like to make an important request,” says one of the orcs in the video. “Please don’t call Russians orcs. It offends us! For many centuries we have not resorted to barbaric methods of struggle. Orcs will not aim at women and children, steal washing machines and shit on carpets. We are warriors, not some trash.”
How about cockroach? Maybe we’ll soon hear from them too…
Nah I’d use whatever offends the scum suckers the most. If Orc bothers them they are now and forever orcs.
I’ve tried to insult them in the past by calling them nazis and some even thanked me for noticing.
Well, there’s still “goblins,” if they don’t like being “orcs,” and if this is a problem for Lord of the Rings fans in Russia (aka Mordor), then Star Wars has those pig-like alien guards of Jabba the Hutt. Those are called “Gamorreans” in Star Wars.
Or they could always try the sensible thing for refusing to compromise their morals, and simply desert the their forces in the field the instant their lazy officers turn their backs. That one tank driver several months ago, had some serious balls to drive over his commander’s legs. I’m sure the average soldier or even some officers could desert if they get the chance, and not just for moral reasons, but practical ones too.
Sometimes they don’t have to desert they get left behind like two of them trying to catch a truck in the snow. If you haven’t seen that video… I’ll try to find it again.