The State Duma convenes to vote on the second reading of constitutional reform legislation. Vladimir Zhirinovsky, the leader of LDPR and a long-time political blowhard, proposes adding a last-minute amendment that would initiate snap parliamentary elections.
Next, deputy Valentina Tereshkova (yes, the first woman in space) floats another idea: eliminate all presidential term limits or at least zero the incumbent president’s term clock. Speaker Vyacheslav Volodin says this latter idea is a biggie and announces the need for additional consultations with party faction leaders and President Putin himself.
He announces an immediate recess, so he can telephone the president. Within an hour, Putin arrives in person at the State Duma and delivers a speech, arguing that snap elections are unnecessary and eliminating term limits is unwise. He says zeroing his own term clock, however, is possible, so long as Russia’s Constitutional Court upholds the idea as constitutional. Lawmakers applaud and Putin leaves.
The amendment calling for snap elections is withdrawn and deputies pass the amendment zeroing all presidential term clocks. If the Constitutional Court doesn’t object, Putin will be able to run for two more terms, keeping him in power until 2036.
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Now would be a good time for a Red Square Maidan.
Oh, wait, you need a population with balls and brains for that.
Little Mr. Platform shoes changed the constitution last time he was in his last term and does it again this time. No surprises. Now that it is perfectly clear Moskovia is not run by democracy they should kick him out of those democratic groups
Dictator for life. Now all we need is someone to put a term limit on his life.