THINGS I THOUGHT UP ALL BY MYSELF

Musings of Donald Trump as overheard by his coffee cup.

JUNE 9, 2025

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PRESIDENTIAL COFFEECUP

I keep hearing about this hoopla over there in leftyland.  You know leftyland with that Gavel Newsome guy that I hate but my Melonia seems to be infatuated with.  You know.  That state.  Anyway looks like my secret police, ICE (coolest name ever) went to deport some illegals immigrants or maybe even citizens who disagree with me over there and like somehow my masked and totally anonymous secret police were ambushed by insurrenctionsus!  Can you believe it!  It’s like totally against the law or something.  I love that word now, inshurereckionsus.  It’s like a great word to use against these people.  They are like throwing rocks at cars and getting shot with rubber bullets.  Did you see that forein lady fake news reporter?  She was like trying to tell the truth about what is happening over there and that guy, maybe ICE? (coolest name ever) just pointed his gun right at her and blammo!  Rubber bullet right in her pussy!  It’s great TV!  I haven’t been this glued to a TV set since Jan 6, 2021 when some friendly protesters protested at the US Capitol Building.  Remember when they broke in chanting that they wanted to kill Mike Pence.  I don’t remember who he was, but they sure were mad about him.  Everyone called them isurancerecksious too.  Except they WERNT isuwreckionists!  They were MAGA!  So I pardoned them all when I became the President again after having the first election stolen from me by that stinky ole Cancer Joe.  You know who isn’t MAGA?  These leftys over there in leftyland!  They are not getting any pardons at all.  So anyway, I really want to deploy the army or spaceforce to take care of these people.  Just shoot them I say.  Remember when we had like that fake Black Lives Matter a while back.  Back when we had DEI and black people had the same opportunity to protest or something too?  Those were black insuwrekiants.  I asked that guy, you know if we could just shoot them.  Remember what I said about that?

“Can’t you just shoot them, just shoot them in the legs or something?” – Donald J Trump    

That is exactly what I said!  Of course, they said we couldn’t, but I still think that we can.  This is the america, land of the freedom and law and order and shooting people.  Remember when I said that I supported law and order and then broke pretty much every law against god and man.  I sure as hell don’t!  I have determined that the only law is what I make.  I think that we should start to follow what like happened in that documentary that I saw one time, Judge Dredd.  He was like judge, jury, and excountioner all in one person.  That sounds like the perfect solution to what is happening right now.  Like get these Judges on the street taking care of crime and deporting people to some mass graves.  We already have the manpower in ICE (coolest name ever) we just need the firepower and backhoes.