Oct 29, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have taken a bold stand by vowing to starve as many food stamp recipients as it takes to get free healthcare for illegal immigrants.
According to prominent Democratic leaders, starving a couple million kids is a small price to pay to ensure that blue states continue to provide free healthcare to illegal immigrants.
“If you’re going to make an omelet, you’ve got to crack a few eggs. And if you’re going to give free healthcare to illegal immigrants, you’ve got to let some children go hungry,” said Senator Cory Booker. “Honestly, who cares? Kids can’t vote. Plus, they’re very resilient, they can dig around in some dumpsters, or forage for berries or whatever. Cry harder.”
Booker’s statement was echoed by other intellectual pillars of the Democrat Party.
“It’s, like, not hard for kids to find food. There are stores literally filled with food,” said Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. “Some food even grows in the ground, and the ground is everywhere, so technically, they can get food from anywhere. You just, like, dig the food out of the ground or whatever.”
At publishing time, Democrats had vowed to personally go to grocery stores to filibuster poor people attempting to buy food.
That muZZlim party lost all credibility. Where are educated civilized middle-class people?
Those things weren’t actually said. It’s a far right satirical site. About as funny as a dose of pox.
OK. I did not know. I’m very busy and can’t check all articles.
This is the headline on their own site. It doesn’t inspire confidence. 😂
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Article 6 if the US Constitution:
“The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.”
The Democratic Party is not a “Muslim party” – it represents America, and supports candidates of any faith (or of no faith at all), just as the Constitution requires.
Muslims represent about 1.3% of Democrats in Congress, and a very small percentage of all Democratic officeholders in the U.S.
Pure hogwash article.
Umm, you do know that “The Babylon Bee” is a satire site, and nothing on it is true, don’t you?
“Free Healthcare For Illegal Immigrants”
Dearest MAGA, the law already prohibits undocumented immigrants from getting payments from Medicare, Medicaid, or the Affordable Care Act.
Not a SINGLE PENNY.
Republicans are just distracting you from the healthcare they are taking away from YOU.