Unconfirmed reports claim that Belarus’ fascist dictator slipped on a banana skin in his restroom and got seriously injured.
Reports also claim that since the elections the dictator is suffering from cholera.
Lukashenko, a professional toilet cleaner, rules Belarus for almost three decades.
Some sources claim that a photo of naked Vladimir Putin was found at the scene, with some white liquid on it. But this information has yet to be confirmed.
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There were times when i liked Luka. But seeing women getting beat up and dragged into dark vans changed not only my mind. Luka’s corps should be sent to Rostov asap.
Why the fuck Rostov Mike?????????
We have property values to consider there, send his shit stained corpse anywhere but there!
I would have him sent to Albania, but Nato will not give his plane permission to enter their air space. How about Uzbekistan?
That would do.
On the subject of Rostov, she’s asked me to go there again ffs. Luckily with this Corona shit it won’t happen anytime soon and I’m sure the Apartment is ok.
Looks like an excellent modern art project. How about for the next one : putler and Lavrov on Public display in a top gallery? Standing next to each other in a tank of shit.
Was he shot with a crossbow by his estranged son?