Trump says he’ll withstand November storm

Suspected U.S. president Donald Trump said in a recent interview that he will survive the November mid-terms storm. He said that the Democrats look like chicken looking for the hair in the soup. Unofficial intel leaks the claim that Epstein wanted to move his pedophile island to Greenland to cool down the situation.

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  1. Survive? What the hell does that mean? The midterms have zero to do with unseating presently 4 year term elected officials. Unfortunely he will have 2 more years to “serve” the USA citizens. Hopefully the processes in place over time will induce a heart attack, god forbid…. remember, the Edmud Fitzgerald sank in November… so there is hope.

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