Dictator Vladolf Putin of ruSSia got severely injured by a blast caused by his own farts.
The blast was caused by a fart getting ignited by a burning candle up his ass.
Paramedics needed five hours to find missing bodyparts.
Meanwhile Donald Trump canceled a planned ‘personal meeting’ without mentioning details.
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Article’s like this only devalue legitimate News that we try to present here.🙄
I established the first successor of Ukraine Today in 2014, me and my Ukrainian gurlz fought for Ukraine’s interests since. I have quite a reputation in Ukraine and will not argue with you any further.
Why did the title tell me this is a Mike article? 😂😂😂