An FSB helicopter brought the Russian dictator to a nearby hospital in Moscow because of a militant outbreak of hemmorrhoids in his ass.
Doctors are fighting for his anus, although a castration could not be prevented. Rosskosmos provided a microscope to ensure the success of his castration.
Brazil’s president Lula donated parts of his Russia-fucked ass to save Putin’s broken behind.
This is a developing story.
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According to news reports, the “pain in the ass” has been successfully removed. It took quite a high dose of TNT, though.
That varies from the report I saw. The writer felt a lot of gratification because Pisscough has been missing for 3 weeks and they finally found him between 2 of Putler’s hemorrhoids….
The trumpet and the nitwit from India weren’t stuck there, too?