TETIANA LOZOVENKO — THURSDAY, 22 DECEMBER 2022, 11:26

Admiral Kuznetsov, the aircraft carrier cruiser, which is now under maintenance, has caught fire in Murmansk, Russia.
Source: Kremlin-aligned news outlet RIA Novosti, quoting Alexei Rakhmanov, the Head of the United Shipbuilding Company, and Russia’s emergency services
Details: Russian emergency services reported that there has been a fire on the Admiral Kuznetsov cruiser at the Zvezdochka repair plant.
Rakhmanov claims that a “small fire” occurred during the repair. According to him, there were no losses or injuries aboard. The fire protection system of the ship was triggered and the fire was extinguished.
(C)UKRAINSKA PRAVDA 2022
‘I am not there’
This is not news, Admiral Smoking has been smoking for many years 😉
Indeed very true Sir RSM. May the hunk of junk incinerate taking it’s crew with it.
Good eveningski, here is the evening newsski. Today the Admiral Kuznetsov did not catch fire.
Ahski, breaking newsski, the Admiral is on fire, sorry to have worried all comrades, I will now just go and clean the windows of this high buildingski.
Can we spray it with napalm just to be sure?