Russia Says It’s Losing Because Ukraine Has Experimental Mutant Troops Created in Secret Biolabs

Nevermind the myriad reports of shoddy equipment and Russian troops ditching the war, the real setback, according to lawmakers, was mutant Ukrainian soldiers.

Nearly five months into its senseless war against Ukraine, Russia has concocted a wild new explanation for why the Kremlin’s plans for a quick takeover fell apart so spectacularly—because Ukrainian troops were turned into superhuman killing machines during “secret experiments” in American-run biolabs, of course.

Never mind the myriad reports of Russian troops refusing to fight by the thousands, sabotaging their own shoddy equipment and even deliberately wounding themselves to abandon the war, Russian lawmakers claim the real setback for Moscow was “drugged up” Ukrainian soldiers.

That claim was made Monday by two Russian lawmakers heading up a commission to investigate “biolaboratories” in Ukraine, Kommersant reported.

Konstantin Kosachev, the deputy speaker of Russia’s Federation Council, and Irina Yarovaya, deputy chair of the State Duma, touted what they described as bombshell findings from the “investigation.”

Testing of Ukrainian POWs’ blood, they claimed, uncovered “a range of diseases” that suggest they were secretly experimented on “for military purposes.”

“And we see: the cruelty and barbarity with which the military personnel of Ukraine behave, the crimes that they commit against the civilian population, those monstrous crimes that they commit against prisoners of war, confirm that this system for the control and creation of a cruel murder machine was implemented under the management of the United States,” Yarovaya was quoted telling reporters.

“And those performance enhancing drugs that they are still given in order to completely neutralize the last traces of human consciousness and turn them into the most cruel and deadly monsters also confirm this,” she claimed.

Bizarrely, she also claimed that the presence of Hepatitis A antibodies in Ukrainian prisoners’ blood was proof of an American biolabs conspiracy, since a former health minister for Ukraine was a dual Ukrainian-American citizen who had worked to acquire drugs for the treatment of hepatitis in the country.

“It is quite possible that this was about testing these drugs on military personnel,” Yarovaya said.

The claims appeared to be a new take on the biolabs conspiracy theory that Russia’s Defense Ministry has routinely rolled out to try and justify the war.

While the conspiracy theory dates all the way back to the Soviet Union, it has been amplified more frequently by Kremlin figures after the Feb. 24 invasion, as Moscow’s initial claim that it invaded Ukraine in order to “de-Nazify” a country led by a Jewish president failed to gain much traction beyond its own domestic propaganda.

The latest iteration appears to be aimed at explaining away Russia’s military setbacks by way of mutant Ukrainian troops.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/russia-says-its-losing-because-ukraine-has-experimental-mutant-troops-created-in-secret-biolabss

11 comments

  1. “because Ukrainian troops were turned into superhuman killing machines during “secret experiments” in American-run biolabs, of course.”

    What next? Ukrainians have been sent from the Planet Krypton on US orders, because they are Russophobic.

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  2. “And we see: the cruelty and barbarity with which the military personnel of Ukraine behave, the crimes that they commit against the civilian population, those monstrous crimes that they commit against prisoners of war, confirm that this system for the control and creation of a cruel murder machine was implemented under the management of the United States,” Yarovaya was quoted telling reporters.”

    Now let’s make a few amendments to reveal the real truth of what this cancerous nazi said:

    “And we see: the cruelty and barbarity with which the military personnel of RuZZia behave, the crimes that they commit against the civilian population of Ukraine, those monstrous crimes that they commit against prisoners of war, confirm that this system for the control and creation of a cruel murder machine was implemented under the management of nazi RuZZia.”

    There, fixed it for you, you nazi cunt.

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  3. Tulsi Gabbard has been pushing the “US biolabs” hoax for a long time. Alex “infowars” Jones also. Why aren’t these two and their ilk locked up?

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    • We no longer do that Scradge, its all about care in the community now.

      Also we prefer to use the term ‘Sectioned’ as locked up makes them sound oppressed and mistreated.

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  4. Rashist nonsense spouted off by brainwashed deranged meat puppets trying to come up with any excuse for their failures and shortcomings.

    They made unsubstantiated claim of UAF soldiers being injected with substances, but several rashist pows have detailed how they were given speed of some sort as well as painkillers on top of all the alcohol they drank.

    Kremlin parrots in US have freedom of speech but citizens have freedom to not listen to their garbage. However it’s horrifying how many people are sucked in by it. Main way to combat that, is with the truth. Another way is to contact sponsors, boycott their products for helping fund such filth. If they cross line to slander or liability then legal recourse can be taken.

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  5. Good to see that the idea of a defeat is slowly sinking in. And now, they’re starting to succumb into absurd verbal frenzies for lack of any other reaction to this looming dilemma.

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