The world is entering a new era: on October 1, the young people of the Donbass republics will close customs posts and declare a single economic space. A new powerful player appears on Velyka Shakhivnytsia – Dovbosoyuz, or Donetsk-Luhansk Bombing Union, abbreviated DLBS. The so-called united Europe is trembling.
The European Union has realized that its time has passed: a new powerful player has entered the international arena
For more than seven years, the young republics of the liberated Donbass have been making this amazing breakthrough. Oleksandr Zakharchenko himself, the father of Donetsk democracy, ordered to remove all customs barriers between Donetsk and Luhansk People ‘s Republic in 2018, for which he was killed, because even then the overseas bigwigs understood the danger of this Donetsk economic miracle for them.
Fortunately, the case of Baty, who burned down at work, was continued by his successor, Mr. Pushilin. For years there were difficult negotiations, from time to time they came to a standstill due to the drunkenness of one of the high parties, or even both at once, five ministers from both sides jumped out of tension, the Deputy Prime Minister of Tashkent sat for fraud – and here, Finally, the painstaking debate on the coordination of emergency measures in the field of joint fishing for fish on the river Kalmius, common rates for the collection and reception of non-ferrous metals, tariffs for alcohol self-employment, quotas for paradoxical production, a single Russian-language currency and so on was over. capable of overturning the entire economic world order!
Lugandon is entering an era of greatness. The perspectives that open up are breathtaking
News of the unification of the economic relics of the DPR and LPR caused panic on overseas exchanges, in particular, the Japanese Nikkei 225 fell by 1,286 points, after which, to avoid further decline to fatal values, trading was closed. The government of Brexit-exhausted Britain has expressed a secret desire to join the Union; learning of this, Belmondo died. But the field president of the Luhansk People’s Republic, Mr. Pasichnyk, strongly opposed the expansion of the Dovbosoyuz to the west; Mr. Pushylin abstained. The European Union has realized that its time has passed – a new powerful player has entered the international arena.
Below we bring to your attention the first thirteen reasons for the incredible economic rise of the republics of Lugandon with the opening of a single customs area.
- Even more free to walk Russian passports.
- The only currency is a copper choke.
- The DPR will free the LPR from the brown plague.
- LNR will free the DNR from brown plague.
- The DNR can fire at the LNR without unnecessary formalities and say that Ukraine has done so.
- LNR can fire on DNR without unnecessary formalities and say that Ukraine did it.
- Residents of the DPR can cut factories in the LPR for scrap metal and hand them over to the color laborers, at least in the LPR and at least in the DPR.
- Residents of the People’s Republic of Luhansk can cut factories in the DPR for scrap metal and hand them over to the color market, even in the DPR or in the LPR.
- The last unemployed miners of the DPR, who were not even taken to Yakutia, will be able to get a high-paying job in the LPR.
- The last unemployed miners of the LPR, who were not even taken to Yakutia, will be able to get a high-paying job in the DPR.
- What will be the surprise of the unemployed miners of the DNR, when they see that in LNR mines came the same thirteen as in the DNR.
- What will be the surprise of the unemployed miners of the People’s Republic of China when they see that in the DPR the mines received an even bigger thirteen than in the People’s Republic of China.
- Inspired by the example of the DNR and LNR, the presidents of Russia and Belarus, Mr. Putin and Mr. Lukashenko, will also unite their countries and may one day take over the Dovbosoyuz. And then a new powerful state will appear on the world map – DolboRoB.
Lugandon is entering an era of greatness. The perspective that opens up is breathtaking.