How Putin stabbed the boy Nicanor
All of Russia is touchingly following the romantic story of the amazing relationship between President Vladimir Putin and the “star boy” Nicanor, a handsome but capricious teenager from Vorkuta who, according to classmates, “literally can’t shut up.”
Some believe that the impossibility to shut up the boy Nikanor, especially in the literal sense, Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin perceived as a very interesting case in his many years of practice. It is no coincidence that during a meeting with schoolchildren in Vladivostok, the Russian president began with a promising phrase : “If I were some narrow specialist, I would dig you,” and then vaguely hinted to the boys at “what you do not know or what you might not know.”
“Wake me up at night, and I’ll tell you everything,” Volodymyr Volodymyrovych hinted more openly .
It is no coincidence that during a meeting with schoolchildren in Vladivostok, the Russian president began with a promising phrase: “If I were some narrow specialist, I would dig you,” and then vaguely hinted to the boys at “what you do not know or what you might not know.”
The boy Yegor was the first to fall for Putin’s cunning fishing rod, asking his favorite president to subscribe to his YouTube channel.
“Where do I need to sign? Yegor, what do I need to sign? I didn’t understand what I needed to sign?” Putin asked him excitedly , but he didn’t understand anything, and Yegor was carried away as a result.
And then the “star boy” Nicanor came on stage and told Putin with a mocking smile that he was so fascinated by the audience that in his speech he confused the Seven Years’ War with the North. The boy’s director , Nikanor, shouted that this little cheeky freak should be taken to the clinic immediately for experiments, but Putin only smiled meaningfully in his pants …
No matter how much the national treacherous column howls that the boy Nicanor is no longer a tenant , weakly consoling himself that “further Vorkuta will not send him”, because he, in fact, is already from Vorkuta, in the Kremlin on the dirty tricks of Nicanor they reacted with restraint, and Putin himself eventually said that the young men were fine. At that moment, it became clear that Volodymyr Volodymyrovych would punish the boy Nikanor in some special way, as a narrow specialist. Or maybe he has already punished. It is no coincidence that a few days later, Kremlin spokesman Peskov made a meaningful statement : “I imagine that this poor boy had to survive.”
Nicanor’s specific punishment aroused much envy in Orthodox circles.
“But Soviet schoolchildren were not blown in the ass!” – in particular, resent some patriotic actress on social networks.
But in general, the Russian people accepted the situation with approval. The only thing that worried the public was the president’s completely incomprehensible mistake: how could such an outstanding historian as Vladimir Putin confuse one war with another? ..
But in general, the Russian people accepted the situation with approval. The only thing that worried the public was a completely incomprehensible mistake of the president: how could such a prominent historian as Vladimir Putin confuse one war with another? .. However, everything fell into place very quickly: it turned out that it was absolutely not a warning, but a cunning way for a narrow specialist to find a suitable boy.
“Vladimir Vladimirovich’s warning is not accidental. This is such a pedagogical technique for testing,” explained Olga Medvedev , head of the regional branch of the Russian movement of schoolchildren in a coma.
Thus, the “star boy” Nicanor was enriched by many sad knowledge, which, in Putin’s words, he “could not know” and would hardly want to. But a long tongue in Russia always leads to something like that. The boy Nicanor has to understand this more than once – if he, of course, lives long enough for this.