Rumors: Sergey Lavrov caught African Horse Sickness


Russia’s foreign secretary Sergey Lavrov is believed to have caught the African Horse sickness.

According to unconfirmed reports he is suffering from constant diarrhea, skin irritation and dementia.

After repeatedly sniffing on people’s asses, in particular Putin’s, Russian police arrested and quarantined Lavrov.

Doctors say that after a successful castration the deloused foreign secretary will go back to work.

© 2021 Govnaya Gazeta


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