Breaking: Lukashenko found injured on toilet

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Unconfirmed reports claim that Belarus’ fascist dictator slipped on a banana skin in his restroom and got seriously injured.

Reports also claim that since the elections the dictator is suffering from cholera.

Lukashenko, a professional toilet cleaner, rules Belarus for almost three decades.

Some sources claim that a photo of naked Vladimir Putin was found at the scene, with some white liquid on it. But this information has yet to be confirmed.

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