Ceasefire in Eastern Ukraine seems to hold

image

 
The ceasefire in Eastern Ukraine, in effect since 00.01, seems to hold so far.

As of now, the situation is calm. Only 35.000 rounds, 64 guided missiles, 44 grenades, and 2 nukes have been fired at Ukrainian positions so far.

President Zelensky expressed his joy about the successful ceasefire and plans to visit Moscow soon, to discuss the details of Ukraine’s surrender during an assgiving orgy.

© 2020 Ukraine Today
[Disclaimer: This is a parody]

2 comments

Leave a Reply to RedSquareMaidan Cancel reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.