Ceasefire in Eastern Ukraine seems to hold
The ceasefire in Eastern Ukraine, in effect since 00.01, seems to hold so far.
As of now, the situation is calm. Only 35.000 rounds, 64 guided missiles, 44 grenades, and 2 nukes have been fired at Ukrainian positions so far.
President Zelensky expressed his joy about the successful ceasefire and plans to visit Moscow soon, to discuss the details of Ukraine’s surrender during an assgiving orgy.
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