Fox News and others are reporting that Trump has asked his aides to explore the possibility of buying Greenland from Denmark. Probably it will come to nothing, but you never know…..
Which got me thinking about another mutually beneficial purchase: Ukraine. $2.1 trillion would be a good ballpark figure. Zel would become the governor of the biggest state in the union. Each citizen (not putlerite scum though) would receive $50,000. People under the age of 45 would get $30k, with the other $20k going into a trust. America would recover the costs from Ukraine’s vast mineral resources and a more efficient tax gathering system. I predict a referendum on such a proposal would be a massive yes vote. Ukraine would be safe: ‘Yuge’ military bases would be built there, protecting Ukraine and Europe from putlerstani aggression. Best of all, the poisonous rodent would be spitting blood. Then consolidate by purchasing Georgia and Moldova by the same method.
Greenland will be Denmark forever. We don’t sell or surrender one single inch of our land! BTW, since we arrived first in the new world we are the legal owners of North America. 😀
You mean the pilgrim fathers?!
Almost… Leif Eriksson. He landed in the new world 500 years before Columbus.
I see! So in effect Canada belongs to Norway! Now that is an amazing piece of real estate. You couldn’t even put a value on that, but it would be massive! Canada is a rather wonderful country.
Then we will take Denmark too ;)) You know Trump likes orange things….
I thought that it was Holland that uses Orange?!
It probably is, I’m a foreigner…;)
Oopsy! LMAO!
Then he should go for Holland or Northern Ireland… 😀
Yes, Holland, he will look very patriotic, lol
Waving in the wind on top of a flagpole? 😂
The Sash, yeah!
https://youtu.be/mYqnGNoUxvo
LOL!
Trump: Denmark does not show respect for America!
Why would we? America is obviously ruled by a Putin-ass-licker! Fuck him!
I think this is another Fox news ‘lets make Trump look a fool’ story.
Which is not too hard.